Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one’s horse and applying it to your own body

posted in: Uncategorized | 0

Equi.Linn Sports Bra Athens Horses-store.com Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one’s horse and applying it to your own body

Funnies Horseman’s Vocabulary  Colt
What your mare always gives you when you want a filly. Contracted foot
The involuntary/instant reflex of curling one’s toes up right before a horse steps on your foot. Endurance ride
The end result when your horse spooks and runs away with you in the woods. Fences
Decorative perimeter structures built to give a horse something to chew on,  scratch against and jump over. Founder
The discovery, of your loose mare-some miles from your farm, usually in a  flower bed or cornfield.

Used like- Hey, honey, I found’er. Gallop
The customary gait a horse chooses when returning to the barn Green Broke
The color of the face of the person who has just gotten the training bill from the Big Name Trainer. Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one’s horse and applying it to your own body. Hobbles
Describes the walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse. Hock
The financial condition that a horse owner goes into. Horse shoes
Expensive semi-circular projectiles that horses like to throw. Lameness
The condition of most riders after the first few rides each year; can be a chronic condition in weekend riders. Lead Rope
A long apparatus instrumental in the administration of rope burns.

Also used by excited horses to take a handler for a drag Lunging
A training method a horse uses on its owner with the purpose of making the owner spin in circles-rendering the owner dizzy and light-headed so that they get sick and pass out, so the horse can go back to grazing. Over-reaching
A descriptive term used to explain the condition your credit cards are in by the end of show season. Race
What your heart does when you see the vet bill. Ringworms
Spectators who block your view and gather around the rail sides at horse shows. Saddle
An expensive leather contraption manufactured to give the rider a false sense of security.comes in many styles, all feature built-in ejector seats. Saddle Sore
The way the rider’s bottom feels the morning after the weekend at the horse show. Sleeping Sickness
A disease peculiar to mare owners while waiting for their mares to foal.

Caused by nights of lost sleep, symptoms include irritability, red baggy eyes & a zombie-like waking state.

Can last several weeks. Splint
An apparatus that can be applied to various body parts of a rider due to the parting of the ways of a horse and his passenger. Versatility
An owners ability to shovel manure, fix fences and chase down a loose  horse in one afternoon. Whip Marks
The tell-tale raised welts on the face of a rider-caused by the trail rider directly in front of you letting a low hanging branch go.

Read more about Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one’s horse and applying it to your own body:

Equestrian Products – Guardian Horse Bedding, Equiderma Skin Products, Equilinn Sports Bra

Other Sources:

  • Horse Games – Free online Horse Games for Girls – GGG.com
  • Typing Games: Horse Racing Typing
  • ARHPA | American Road Horse & Pony Association
  • Equestrian Products – Guardian Horse Bedding, Equiderma Skin Products, Equilinn Sports Bra, Learn more about Equi.Linn Sports Bra Athens Horses-store.com HERE:

    Horses-Store.com and   Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one's horse and applying it to your own body
    Horses-Store.com - Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one's horse and applying it to your own body
    Horses-Store.com and   Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one's horse and applying it to your own body
    Horses-Store.com - Grooming
The fine art of brushing the dirt from one's horse and applying it to your own body